Ocupation: Comedian
Life: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
Birthday: May 12
Death: June 22
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
source: George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
topic: Baby, Military, Stupid, Dead Soldiers