George Carlin Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
Birthday: May 12
Death: June 22
If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll."
source: George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
topic: Funny, Humor, Thinking, Drumsticks, Playing Drums
